Soft, comfortable, cozy pants for women who just need to get through the day – with an added sense of style. Maybe you work at home and need loose, lightweight pants for lap-topping on the couch (lucky you!) Maybe you hate your job and need to be in soft, comfortable pants all day just to get through, and if you’re like us, push the limits of the employee dress code. Maybe you have a toddler running you ragged or (God help you), or a teen (God bless) and you need metaphorical comfort. Emotional Dressing is a real thing folks.
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1. Grumpy Morning Pants
You wake up on the wrong side of the bed, or, let’s be real – pissed at the world and everyone in it. You’ve got roughly 16 hours to get through and the last thing you need to worry about is…pants! Slip into these soft, cozy, women’s casual pants and you’ll probably be calling in sick. Enjoy your day on the couch!
2. Pants to Pair With Carbs
Let’s be honest, we all love carbs – pizza? pasta? crispy french bread? Uh, wine? Carbs are fucking amazing. But we’re not supposed to like them and they wreak havoc on our gut biome and all, but we are going to eat our feelings in the form of carbs anyway. Enter cords and carbs. These loose, comfortable, women’s corduroy pants are perfect for the bloating and gas to come. Soft and comfy enough to sleep in when your blood sugar spikes and fatigue sets in. Bonus pockets for antacids and Gas-X if you’re dining out or planning to get intimate later. Multiple colors!
3. No More Boundary Issues Pants
Nothing says, “Fuck off, I’m not doing that” like black drop crotch pants (except maybe Logan Roy). Now that you are free from trying to please everyone and you don’t feel guilty for taking the last piece of cake, and you don’t say yes to things you don’t want to do, it’s time to fortify your wardrobe with pants that project strength and power AND provide comfort (psst…they’re soft too!)
4. 3 Blocks From Happiness Pants
You’re always almost there. So close. If you could only ……
Get there faster -wherever your “there” is – with these extremely soft, lightweight, versatile harem pants. Run, stretch, pose, pray. (Multiple colors)
5. Going to the Mattresses Jumper
Sonny’s running wild. He wants to go to mattresses already. (The Godfather, 1972)
When shit hits the fan and it’s time to hunker down and lay low (hide from the world, eat carbs), obviously you need a soft, loose denim jumper with plaid pockets. Che bella!
6. The Afterlife Pants *
Because sometimes this one just isn’t working.
Wide leg, loose, flowy women’s linen pants. Heavenly!
