Symmetry, Bangs, and Other False Gods
Then came the Ricky Schroder Little Lord Fauntleroy cut. Translation: “I wanted a boy.”
Symmetry, Bangs, and Other False Gods Read More »
Emo Dressing
The Burt Reynolds Horse Ranch Tee
She was nine, maybe ten. The kind of girl who smelled faintly Coppertone and pony sweat. A girl who rode horses and believed every story worth living began on a dirt road. The Burt Reynolds Horse Ranch was her Graceland. White Arabians. Rumors of movie sets, Al Capone’s tomatoes, and Sally Field. A chance, maybe,
The Burt Reynolds Horse Ranch Tee Read More »
La Di Da -The Allure of Diane Keaton’s Quirky Charm
The world may breathe a collective sigh of relief knowing that I’m not gracing the streets in wide-brimmed hats, bloomin’ onion skirts and big ass belts. I’m not Diane Keaton–legend, icon, patron saint of individuality. But I’ve been trying to channel her essence presence ever since I first saw Annie Hall on my parent’s Betamax
La Di Da -The Allure of Diane Keaton’s Quirky Charm Read More »
End Times Pants
Potential Catastrophe Pants There are so many ways a life can go wrong. In an instant. For example, you’re out hunting kudu at a Texas game ranch ( for a mere $28,000 – which also includes poker and air conditioning and night vision hog hunting), killing it in these pants until you’re accidentally shot through
I Keep Forgettin’……to Get a Michael McDonald T-Shirt
…how much I love Michael McDonald’s face. I guess enough other people love him too— enough to warrant online merch.* How ’bout that Michael McDonald scarf? I could wear that. Cold office AC, no worries when you’re wrapped in Michael McDonald! And I would buy the $50 backpack (there are several designs) just to field
I Keep Forgettin’……to Get a Michael McDonald T-Shirt Read More »
John Denver Merch Stirs Up Emotions
While purchasing a personalized rock on Etsy, John Denver earrings were suggested to me. I love them, but I have too much hair. But what about a shirt? Or a mug or a western hat like this one I own? I love John Denver. So I pulled out my old JD Greatest Hits album, grabbed
John Denver Merch Stirs Up Emotions Read More »
I’m Done. The Pants.
A bewildered morning after slough. Brown circles deepening around the eyes, a bruisy pallor in the cheeks. The air heavy with the musty smell of regret and shame. There-in her bed- was that narcotic friendly suckboy from last night. The one she thought looked like James Dean after 3 Sidecars, drooling on her pillowcase and reeking
I’m Done. The Pants. Read More »
11 Ways to Mitigate Sunday Anxiety, For Now….
11 ways to mitigate Sunday anxiety…a working list.
11 Ways to Mitigate Sunday Anxiety, For Now…. Read More »
Life is Hard…Your Pants Should be Soft
6 soft, comfortable, stylish pants you need now.
Life is Hard…Your Pants Should be Soft Read More »