As Zelda pointed out, “Everyone you like is dead.” Truth. I have an obsession with dead guys. I’ve found my niche in the dating world, and I’m not sorry about it. They’re always available, they don’t lie, and they give me exactly the right amount of space (six feet under, to be precise). Vintage Variety […]
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The world may breathe a collective sigh of relief knowing that I’m not gracing the streets in wide-brimmed hats, bloomin’ onion skirts and big ass belts. I’m not Diane Keaton–legend, icon, patron saint of individuality. But I’ve been trying to channel her essence presence ever since I first saw Annie Hall on my parent’s Betamax
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Potential Catastrophe Pants There are so many ways a life can go wrong. In an instant. For example, you’re out hunting kudu at a Texas game ranch ( for a mere $28,000 – which also includes poker and air conditioning and night vision hog hunting), killing it in these pants until you’re accidentally shot through
…how much I love Michael McDonald’s face. I guess enough other people love him too— enough to warrant online merch.* How ’bout that Michael McDonald scarf? I could wear that. Cold office AC, no worries when you’re wrapped in Michael McDonald! And I would buy the $50 backpack (there are several designs) just to field
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While purchasing a personalized rock on Etsy, John Denver earrings were suggested to me. I love them, but I have too much hair. But what about a shirt? Or a mug or a hat? I love John Denver*. So I pulled out my old JD Greatest Hits album, grabbed a tissue box and started listening….and
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Has anyone heard of this? Microdosing Moms! As seen on The Today Show, NPR, NBC, Dr. Phil, Good Morning America, Bill Maher, Rolling Stone…How did I miss this? A safe psychedelic community started by a former mom comedian and herbal enthusiast. Why just moms? In FAQ it says, Moms juggle a unique combination of stressors
Buying cigarettes with a permission slip and other 70s parenting disasters.
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An app I don’t really use that much on my phone is the “Notes” app. I’ve always been more inclined to write down my thoughts in notebooks or journals, so after years of having an iPhone I have maybe used the app a handful of times. When I first started dating my most recent boyfriend,
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My best friend had been on three very promising dates with an exciting prospect, highly anticipating date four. He would be cooking dinner for her at his house. She knew this was going to be a big one. She offered to bring food, drinks, or dessert, and even though he said it was not necessary,
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A bewildered morning after slough. Brown circles deepening around the eyes, a bruisy pallor in the cheeks. The air heavy with the musty smell of regret and shame. There-in her bed- was that narcotic friendly suckboy from last night. The one she thought looked like James Dean after 3 Sidecars, drooling on her pillowcase and reeking
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Emotional eating. We’ve all been there. I’m still there. But sometimes it’s okay to go ahead and eat your feelings. Just eat them in moderation. And hell, by the time you make these recipes, you’ll have burned enough kitchen calories to justify a couple of bites. No-Bake Coffee Cheesecake in a Jar – A Simple
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11 ways to mitigate Sunday anxiety…a working list.
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