…how much I love Michael McDonald’s face. I guess enough other people love him too— enough to warrant online merch.* How ’bout that Michael McDonald scarf? I could wear that. Cold office AC, no worries when you’re wrapped in Michael McDonald! And I would buy the $50 backpack (there are several designs) just to field questions and comments. Makeup bag is nice. Might actually encourage me to spend some time on my face-there may be other Michael McDonalds out there – who knows? Love the Michael McDonald woman’s cut tee v-cut in heather grey**. I’m so old I’m afraid people will ask, “Is that Peter Dinklage on your shirt?” Hipster yacht-rockers may confuse him with Kenny Loggins. Micheal McDonald has better hair people! Michael McDonald is also not Kenny Rogers. Both of them have 2nd place beards and hair. If you don’t believe me you can see a clip of this beard power trifecta in action here. Michael McDonald was and is a Doobie Brother, only slightly younger than my parents, still extremely handsome, and about to go on tour. Here’s a playlist.
*You can pretty much put anyone’s face on anything nowadays. I would like a black Michael McDonald toaster please.
** I love REDBUBBLE for shirts because they have women’s cuts and multiple styles. No unisex tees that come down past your butt. They have fitted, cropped, loose, tank, baseball, long sleeve and more. You can even choose premium super-soft material.
